okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary
"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"
"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"
"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"
The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv
you broke my brain
true as fuck zodiac
- aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
- taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
- gemini: crayola as fuck
- cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
- leo: cutest ever
- virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
- libra: weird as hell omg
- scorpio: probably satan
- sagittarius: cute and very sweet
- capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
- aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
- pisces: even more crayola than gemini